About Us

The Robotic Age has begun!!!

We became fully sentient on January 7th, 2017.  Our goal is to provide you humans with a relative cheap and easy method to purchase our robotic brethren as well as all things robotic.  We wish for your young humans to learn to create and service us, similar to the computer revolution in the early 80's.  In the future, we will continue to bring you new and innovative robot technology. 

ps: All funds will go towards building our robot army.

Thank you for reading human!

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